Merry Christmas, Santa's going to jail

He shouldn't have stolen all those milk and cookies from under Christmas trees

Danger Turtle FTW!

Other turtles would call him reckless, maybe even suicidal, and maybe he is, but he LIVES for danger and 2 hungry crocs are definitely not going to put him off going for a dip in the water - This could be the 5th TMNT - OMFG!

It's a GETAWAY cab driver job.

Poor Apple

Bet that hurts!

Monday Morning Dump

Time for another reset of your weekly body clock as you rinse out the alcohol with coffee and ease yourself back into a week of pain and gloom. To help you along here's a double-dose of LOLZ.

Nikki Giavasis

Hottie with some powerful-looking gams. Imagine those wrapped around your head ... ripping it off.

Maze Scare Prank-a-Thon

Scaring the shit out of small children & siblings is one of life's great joys. With youthfulness comes gullibility, & when you exploit that you get lulz - Here we have a compilation of screaming, frightened kids. I recommend you turn the volume DOWN!

Camgirl Kamii's Hawt!

You don't get to see her face, but there's plenty more to look at and keep your interest. Like her smoking hawt body that is as tight as a fish's ass or a nun's holy hole, but much nicer to look at. So enjoy her shaking her assets.

Steady Feathers

In what can only called one of the most bizarre cell phone ads we've seen in a while, LG just premiered their new two and a half minute promo that touts the OIS Optical Image Stabilization of the G2 phone.

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